You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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