What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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