With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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