Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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