either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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