dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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