Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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