so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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