she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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