whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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