Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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