Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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