he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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