dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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