Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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