So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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