You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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