Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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(919): View more from North Carolina

yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market

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(954): View more from Florida

STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA

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(305): View more from Florida

The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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(203): View more from Connecticut

His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Same.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.

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(512): View more from Texas

Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.

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