K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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