they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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