C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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