Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
only you would photoshop your dick
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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