If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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