Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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