how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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