This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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