I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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