I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
even my farts smell like vagina
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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