Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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