Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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