I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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