I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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