We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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