would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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