party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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