Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
