chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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