So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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