is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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