so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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