Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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