I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
