Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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