Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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