wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
