Porn is love you can see.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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