She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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