That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
