If i come over, it means nothing
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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