Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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