You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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