we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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