Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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