This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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