he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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